Bah-doom

The wags are at it again. This week's Democratic National Convention is providing a trove of drivel for comedians, for whom the political conventions offer an endless trove of source material. You can find the best bits here. Some of my favorites (drum roll please):

John Edwards gave his speech the other night. He was so good, when he finished, the delegates awarded him $80 million plus punitive damages.

Did you all see Hillary Clinton introduce Bill the other night? It was like the party faithful introducing the party unfaithful.

President Clinton spoke the other night but he did not give the keynote address. Although I do understand he did give a key, a note, and his address to a waitress who was working the concessions stand.

Talking about the incident today, John Kerry would never criticize his wife. When reporters asked why, he said he had over a billion reasons.

Dennis Kucinich also spoke. The side effects of watching him included drowsiness, headache and sexual dysfunction.

Is this a great country or what?