I want a Bat Belt

Frankly, I have too many gadgets. Mind you, I could not live without them. My iPod, my Handspring Visor, my cell phone and most recently, my Canon Digital Elph camera are my constant companions. My pockets are stuffed with electronic toys that I find indispensible. But I look like a chipmunk whose mouth is stuffed with acorns.

Solution: Somebody make a Bat Belt. Please.

Oh, and while you're at it, the bane of my existence is what to do with the earphone cord for my iPod. If only somebody sold a spool that I could wrap it up neatly with, instead of the tangled mess that it always becomes. Please tell me that I'm not asking too much.