Angelyne For Governor

If you want proof that the California Gubernatorial Recall Election (we're trying to recall a total Goober) is going to be interesting, consider this: since it only costs $3,500 and 65 signatures to get your name on the election ballot, some colorful names are emerging. Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the first name that comes up. And Larry Flynt, the openly lowlife publisher of Hustler Magazine can't be overlooked. But for my money, the most interesting candidate has to be Angelyne, that sexy, pink goddess of LA outdoor advertising fame.

Qualifications? Who needs 'em? We're talkin' Angelyne, damnit! She's got a figure that doesn't stop and a pink Corvette to match. Every chucklehead male in California will be in a severe dilemma to vote their conscience or their libido.

This doyenne of all that is wacky and sleazy about LA is a pop icon in southern California. Her story is interesting, if not somewhat of a mystery. Perhaps that we only know Angelyne the legend instead of Angelyne the person is what makes her so compelling. There's even a Web site dedicated to Angelyne sightings.

I can think of no better proof that La La Land is alive and well. Vote early and often.