Gray es Muy Macho

Do you see this news snippet about Gray Davis being a manly man? It's true. A torrid beachside affair between Gray Davis and actress Cybill Shepard was reported in yesterday's San Francisco Chronicle:

Cybill Shepherd: Gray Davis 'Good Kisser'

At least one well-known Californian has found something to love about Gov. Gray Davis.

Actress Cybill Shepherd told the San Francisco Chronicle that she and Davis "made out passionately" on a beach in Hawaii 36 years ago when she was 16 and he, 24.

Davis was working at a travel company at the time, and Shepherd was vacationing with her parents.

Shepherd gushed that Davis was "such a good kisser," and that "his slithering forked tongue felt incredible."

"We made out passionately on the beach," she said, and "were covered with sand, seaweed and garbage that washed up, but didn't stop us."

The Governor's lovemaking abilities should come as no surprise to California taxpayers. After all, he's been screwing us for years.