I have the answer

Wherein this intrepid author proposes a solution for the War in Iraq

I've given this a lot of thought. And I've got the answer. I've figured out a way that America can win the war in Iraq in only one day. Without the loss of the life of an American soldier. A way to get the residents of Baghdad fleeing for their lives. And a way to bring Saddam Hussein to his knees, begging for mercy.

Call in Kenny G.

Trust me. The Iraqis would leave skidmarks.